http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/ cheesemo - LiveJournal.com Sat, 06 May 2006 13:03:32 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com cheesemo 9742827 personal http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/1492.html Sat, 06 May 2006 13:03:32 GMT http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/1492.html Alright, I was just minding my own damn business and out of fucking nowhere a fucking midget fell off my face. Why the hell they always got to do that? I mean seriuosly... what the hell they think they doing falling off my face? Shouldn't they at least send me warning in the mail first? Anyways... I forgave the midget and then I stepped on his mom's toe. She had a big toe so I figured I'd make it smaller? And so in the words of my jock strap, "There's no place like snowplace?" Wait no, what the hell does that mean? I guess I need to take care of that dandruf >< Who is this is?And why does my stomach speak in Cantonese? There was one fish that made my bed, and I ate him and he swims around in my toilet bowl now. http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/1492.html blah public 2 http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/1066.html Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:31:05 GMT http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/1066.html Now, this season on the World Wide Granola Federation we have big balls of cheese AND 7 bottles of Maalox. http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/1066.html public 1 http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/799.html Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:20:54 GMT http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/799.html OK. so, we have martians from my anus, a giant tree that eats moth balls, and a giraffe made of peanuts. What do we do with them now? I say we throw Tabasco sauce all over my right ankle and dip my face in cement... no wait, not that. Maybe eat three hippos and fly to the Moon? Yeah, that sounds better. We'll do that then. Ok bye bye now. http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/799.html sausage! sausage! creative public 0 http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/676.html Thu, 06 Apr 2006 15:14:05 GMT http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/676.html I made apple pie for my anus but the martians told me I could not have saix with it because my face would fall off. So i set my left foot on fire to make my nose turn green. And all the little puppies made of ham sandwiches came out of the woodwork to eat my green eggs and spam. At this point my ear left me. The bastard. I'll make sure to stab him next time I see him. Anyways as I was saying, the martians brought seven rabbits. And with these rabbits were super fleas. The super fleas brought with them some dust mites made of lettuce. And we all lived happily ever after. The End of something. Wtf did I just write? http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/676.html crazy public 0 http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/341.html Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:02:57 GMT http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/341.html Am i sideways? http://cheesemo.livejournal.com/341.html blank public 1