Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in cheesemo's LiveJournal:

Sunday, May 7th, 2006
8:00 am	the foosball ate my donkey Alright, I was just minding my own damn business and out of fucking nowhere a fucking midget fell off my face. Why the hell they always got to do that? I mean seriuosly... what the hell they think they doing falling off my face? Shouldn't they at least send me warning in the mail first? Anyways... I forgave the midget and then I stepped on his mom's toe. She had a big toe so I figured I'd make it smaller? And so in the words of my jock strap, "There's no place like snowplace?" Wait no, what the hell does that mean? I guess I need to take care of that dandruf >< Who is this is?And why does my stomach speak in Cantonese? There was one fish that made my bed, and I ate him and he swims around in my toilet bowl now. Current Mood: blah (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 20th, 2006
8:32 pm	wheres my pink potato? Now, this season on the World Wide Granola Federation we have big balls of cheese AND 7 bottles of Maalox. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
10:18 am	iiiiiiiddddddkkkkkkk OK. so, we have martians from my anus, a giant tree that eats moth balls, and a giraffe made of peanuts. What do we do with them now? I say we throw Tabasco sauce all over my right ankle and dip my face in cement... no wait, not that. Maybe eat three hippos and fly to the Moon? Yeah, that sounds better. We'll do that then. Ok bye bye now. Current Mood: creative Current Music: sausage! (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 6th, 2006
10:09 am	rnjkljkstuil I made apple pie for my anus but the martians told me I could not have saix with it because my face would fall off. So i set my left foot on fire to make my nose turn green. And all the little puppies made of ham sandwiches came out of the woodwork to eat my green eggs and spam. At this point my ear left me. The bastard. I'll make sure to stab him next time I see him. Anyways as I was saying, the martians brought seven rabbits. And with these rabbits were super fleas. The super fleas brought with them some dust mites made of lettuce. And we all lived happily ever after. The End of something. Wtf did I just write? Current Mood: crazy (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
3:05 am	Am i sideways? Current Mood: blank (1 Comment |Comment on this)